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(1) Sardar: Raat film


Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey


Jeeto: Kehri film si ?

Sardar: Apne Shaadi di movie si !







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(2) Husband:Jan De Do


Husband:Jan De Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha He.

Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi.

Husband:Aajao Na Please.

Wife:Kaha Na Nahi.

Child: Papa Muth Mar Kay So Jao Shor Na Karo Subha School Bhi Jana He, Aur Mujhe Aik Alag Ghar Le Kar De Do Yeh Roz Roz Ki Maa-chudai Mujh Se Bardasht Nahi Hoti.











(3) "Chodtey Waqt Mar


"Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka Andaza Hiltey Huey 'TATT0N' se Nahi

Balkey. LARKI K

"Uchaltey huey" "MAMMON"

se hota hai

jis tarah chudai ki Shiddat ka andaza

Mard k 'Zor' se nhiLarki k 'Shor' se

hota hai(William Nargis)

MAIN AUR MERI

RANGEEN RATEN

Chapter:

Tofaani Jhatkey











(4) Mard aur aurat ka


Mard aur aurat ka b kesa ajeeb rishta hai FARAZ,

door hain to lambi judai,

kareeb hain to srf chudai..@







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(5) suna hai aap univ


suna hai aap university main baray harami thay, aapki khala ko phone kiya thaa

Aur Dair Rat tk charas pee kr Tunn Rehty Thy, aapki Baaji bta rahi Thin

Aaj Rat ko Meri chudai maaRNy ka bhuley tou nhe?

"kesy bholta subha sy sms ker k maa jo yawa rai ho.

aapki mummy bhi kuch bata rai theen..

"Kya aaj sarey balance ki gand mardi?

Ummhom...

Hmm... Tou ye mona randi kon thi?? :-/

hahaha :-D :-D

Telenor

Baaton Baaton Main ;)











(6) Nokrani asked Mal


Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons:

Nokrani:

Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon.

Malikan:

Kon kehta hai?

Nokrani: Sahib.

Malikan: Doosri wajha?

Nokrani:

Main ghar ka khayal aap se ziyda rakhti hoon.

Malikan:Ye kon kehta hai?

Nokrani: Sahib kehtey hain

Malikan: Teesri wajha?

Nokrani: Main chudai mein Aap se ziyada Maza deti hoon

Malikan: Kya ye bhi usi Kanjar ne kaha hai?

Nokrani: Nahi, ye Aap k Driver ne bataya hai.











(7) Mobile ko Vibrati


Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K Rubber K Saath "Lulli" Pe Baandhein,

Phir 2nd Mobile Se Miss Call Pe

Miss Call Continue Ka
e Se chudai Ka Maza Ata Hay.

(Veena Malik k totky)







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(8) . . .Mental hospi


. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

Aik guzartay hue shakhs ne pucha, tum log kyun uchal rahay ho, chudai toh wahan chal rahi hai...

Donu pagal ne aik saath kaha, chutiye, HUM MUMMAY HAIN!:p

r O c K I N G..... . . . . .











(9) Mil Gaya Yaaahooo


Mil Gaya

Yaaahoooooooo

Mil Gaya

Mil Gaya

Load Sheding Ka Solution Mil Gaya

Touch Condom Ke 3 Rapper Se Jeeten Generator

chudai Lagao Bijli Pao!







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(10) Kharish_e_gand b bharpor saza

Kharish_e_gand b bharpor saza deti he


Aag ban kr jo jhanton ko jala deti he


Itna bhi thok kar na chodwao kisi sey tum


Itni chudai gand kee qimat ko gira deti ha.
03338696971



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