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(1) A couple wanted k


A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF fucking INSTRUMENTS







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(2) I wish you Peace,


I wish you Peace, Love, Health, Blah Blah


Fuck that Shit!

I wish you Sex, Alcohol, Orgasms & I hope you Win the fucking Lottery!

Happy New Year Anyway !!







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(3) Shohar: Munnay ki


Shohar: Munnay ki sunnat kaewani hai card English mei kese likhwaon? BV: we heartly invited u on cutting cermony of fucking device of our son kindly join us..!!







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(4) Gandhi Was Fuckin


Gandhi Was fucking Vena Malik. Veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard

Gandhi: Sweet Heart, Its Not My Dick, Its My Stick.







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(5) Girl check up k l


Girl check up k liye gayi

Dr Ki niyat kharab ho gayi

Dr Ne uske kapre utarwaye

Girl:Kiss kyon le rahe ho

Dr:Checkup k liye

Girl:Breast kyon daba rahe ho

Dr:Breast cancer check ka
e ko

Dr:Starts fucking

Girl:Kia kar rahe ho?

Dr:Aids checkup

Girl:Check kia KaRNa hai Aids ki to dawayi lene ayi thi..











(6) Every cigarate you smoke, decr

Every cigarate you smoke,


decreses your life by 5 minuts.


Sex increses your life by10 mintes.


So basic theme of equation is that


"A fucking SMOKER NEVER DIES.";-)





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(7) Girl:"Mom Mom,I Got Raped." rn

Girl:"Mom Mom,I Got Raped."
Mom : ' Eat Some Chillies"
Girl : Will It Stop Pregnancy ?
Mom : ' NO "
It Will Stop That fucking Smile On Ur Face ":-)




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(8) 03313778467 There is 5 great

03313778467

There is 5 great king

1)SmoKING

2)DrinKING

3)SucKING

4)LicKING

and of-corse

5)fucking



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(9) 03313778467 Pathan Fucking a

03313778467

Pathan fucking a Japani Girl



She was Shouting:

Chin Chu

Chin chu



Next MORNING Pathan Checks the meaning of Ching chu



And found



Wrong Hole

wrong hole...



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(10) mouse fucking an elephant in c

mouse fucking an elephant in coconut farm, a coconut falls on elephants head



Elephant: ?Ouch?



Mouse: ?Ouch vouch kuch nahi gaandu, apna SHOT tu aisa hee hota he"..!!



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