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(1) Sexy girl;plz 1 condom dena


Sexy girl;plz 1 condom dena,

chemst;konsi company ka behn gi ?

girl gusey se kisi achi company ka dena jis se teri behen ki izzat bani rehe or tu mamu bhi na bane...






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(2) First man: You kn


First man: You know, I hear Microsoft is going to start making condoms.

Second man: That gives a whole new meaning to the words, “General Protection Fault.







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(3) Why are Condoms O


Why are condoms Only Sold in Packets of 3 & 12?

Because

3 Are for Young People (MORNING, Afte
oon, Night)

&

12 for Old People Jan, Feb, March, April...... :-)







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(4) What is the Diffe


What is the Difference Between Dost and condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur condom phat kar.

5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...











(5) Beta: papa condom


Beta: papa condom kia hota hay?

Papa: chal bhag bhosri k muje nai pata,

Beta: muje phle hi shak tha apko nai pata,

Tabhi to hum 15 behan bhai hain.;-)







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(6) 7 Nangay Larkay A


7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thay,

1 Aurat Ne Poocha:

Are You Advertising For condoms.?

Larkay: Nahi Madam Ye

7"UP"ka new Add Hai







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(7) Aik pathan ne sex


Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara saman jama kr lia

Tail

condom

Roi

Kisi ne pocha ab kis ka intizar hai?

Pathan bola:

Bus zara bacha sms parh le.:-)







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(8) Sales Girl: Sorr


Sales Girl:

Sorry sir, ap yahan cigrate nahi pee sakte

Customer: Lekin yeh cigrete main ne isi shop se li hai?

Sales Girl: Sir hum yahan condom bi sale karte han to kya app hamain hi........







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(9) . .Girl: Ap k pas


. .Girl:

Ap k pas 12 inch ka condom hai?

Shopkeper:

Han hai, kitne dun?

Girl

Mujhe nahi chahiye, yeh condom jo bhi le, usay mera Mobile number zarur dena. .







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(10) . .Sardar ki biwi


. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi.

Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy:

"Kitni Bholi hy,

Main sath Nhi Ja Rha,

phir bhi,

condom sath Le k Ja Rhi hy. .







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