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(1) Allah ne apne ban


Allah ne apne bando pe 3 anayaat ki

1. gandum or Anaaj mein keerey paida kr diye, WaRNa insan ise soney or chandi ki tarah zakheera kr laita or log bhookey mr jate

2. Mot k baad murdey k jism meim badboo paida ki WaRNa koi apne pyaaro ko dafan na karta

3. Museebat k baad ahle khana ko sabar o sakoon diya WaRNa un ki zindagi kbhi khushgawar na hoti

"Aur tum apne Rab ki kon kon si naimat ko jhutlaao ge"











(2) 'ALLAH' TALA Ka F


'ALLAH' TALA Ka Farman Hai:-

"Me Ne Apne Bandon Pr 3 Khasusi Ahsan Kiye...

1- Maut K Bad Jism Me Badboo Paida Kar Di WaRNa Koi Apne Pyaron Ko Dafan Na Karta.

2- Museebat K Bad Ahle Aza Ko Sabar-O-Sukoon Diya Agar Na Deta To In Ki Zindagi Kabhi Khushgawar Na Hoti.

3- gandum Aur Jow Me Keeray Paida Kiye Agar Na Karte To Log Ussy Sonay Chandi Ki Tarah Zakheera Kar Lete (Is K Nateejay Me Log Bhookay Merr Jate)."











(3) Pathan Or sardar


Pathan Or sardar

sardar on ph: Hello (221714)

pathan, Kia???

urdu mai bolo yara.

sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda







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(4) 'ALLAH' TALA ka f


'ALLAH' TALA ka farman hai:-

"Me ne apne bandon pr 3 khasusi ahsan kiye...

1- Maut k bad jism me badboo paida kar di WaRNa koi apne pyaron ko dafan na karta.

2- Museebat k bad ahle aza ko Sabar-o-Sukoon diya agar na deta to in ki zindagi kabhi khushgawar na hoti.

3- gandum aur Jow me keeray paida kiye agar na karte to log ussy sonay chandi ki tarah zakheera kar lete (is k nateejay me log bhookay merr jate)."











(5) Agar 1 Taraf Sher


Agar 1 Taraf Sher khara ho

Aur

Dusri Taraf

Mera LUN

Tu,

Tu Kis ki

Tarf jae ga..?

Hans mat gandu!

Jan pyari Hai

Ya Gand..? :-P







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(6) apni to qismat hi


apni to qismat hi aesy nikli yaroo

Zameen mili Banjar

Team mili kanjar

angoor milay khattay

openers milay tattay

badam milay kerway

Players milay bharway

janwar mila ghoora

keeper mila loora

bakray milay aandu

fielders milay gandu

gift mila Balla

captain mila dalla

dedication to all cricket lovers+ pakistan











(7) Lafz 'Gandu' Gand


Lafz

'gandu'

Gand se akhaz kia gaya hai.

Punjabi me gand ko 'Bund' kehte hain.

Gand insaani jism ka wo hissa hai jo

Lene,

Dene

or

Dikhane

k liye bhi istamal hota hai.

'gandu' ka asal matlab hai

'Gand dene wala'.

Is ka mafhoom hai k...

"wo shakhs jo majbooran, shoqiya ya kisi ki zabardasti ki waja se apni gand de,

'gandu' kehlata hai.

Ya

"jo shakhs bilkul aakhiri waqt me apni auqat dikha de wo b,

'gandu' he kehlata hai

'gandu' log amooman hamare doston me bhi paaey jate hain

In ki Nishani ye b hi k jb tk aap msg na kren msg ni krtay

A GENERAL KNOWLEDGE Message by

"MINISTRY OF GANDIOLOGY.











(8) "Oye Bachi Ka Msg


"Oye Bachi Ka Msg Dekh K Mobile Ki Chumiyan Lene Waley Khassi.

Gaand Se Sarye Seedhay Ka
e Waley Engineer.

Lun Pe Sona Yuria Daal K Bara Ka
e Waley Loru.

Google Pe Mardana Taqat K Tariqay Dhondne Waley Hejray.

Raat Ko Mashoq Ka Naam Le Le K Muthay MARNE Waley Muthal.

Lulli Pe Lorra Likh K Khushi Se Chalangay MARNE Waley ganduu.

Khwaabo Me Bachi Chod Kar Subha Eitlam k bad khush Honay Wale Chutye.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Kaisa hai ry tu?











(9) . . .NaukaR: Saab


. . .NaukaR:

Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha

Saab:

Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy?

NaukaR:

woh pooch Raha tha k gandu kahan hy?:-D







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(10) Allah ne Apne Ban


Allah ne Apne Bando Pe 3 Anayaat ki

1. gandum or Anaaj me Keerey Paida kar diye,

WaRNa Log Ise Soney or Chandi ki Trah Zakhera kr lety or Log Bhookay Mar jaty.

2.Maut k baad Murday k Jism Mein Badboo paida ki WaRNa koi Apne Piyaro ko Dafan na krta.

3.Museebat k baad

Sabr-o-Sakoon dia WaRNa Zindagi kabi Khushgwar na hoti.

"OR TUM APNE RAB KI KON KON C NAIMAT KO JHUTLAO GY.?











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