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(1) Memon: I am so mi


Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money.

Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.







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(2) Aik Couple Honeym


Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic

Mood ma aa raha tha

Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd ne bare mood ma Mathey pr kiss kr di

Wife: janu aram aa gaya mujhe aapki kiss se

Wife thori dair baad: Janu bazoo ma dard ho raha ha

Husband ne Bazo pr bi kiss kr di

Wife:Janu aaram aa gaya

Aik Borhi aurat Qareeb bethi in ki batain sun rhi thi, thora aagy ko hoi Aur boli:

Way putar!

"Bawaseer da elaj v kar lenda ain.











(3) A young girl afte


A young girl after her honeymoon

came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :

When this 70 year old bastard told me

he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY











(4) Judge mujrim se b


Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???

Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,

5 carore rupay,

Apki beti se shadi,

Usa ka viza,

2 sal ka honeymoon,

7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,

Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hog











(5) Admi Apni Shadi K Tesry Din Ap

Admi Apni Shadi K Tesry Din Apni Unparh BV Se:
Tayari Woka HoneymOOn Ta Zo..
Bv Reply:
Khan G,
Da Kor Kar Dair De, Za Na Shem Tle Abai Boza..:-D



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(6) 1st Punjabi: I m so clever, I

1st Punjabi: I m so clever, I went alone 4

Honeymoon & saved half money.



2nd Punjabi: U r nothing, I sent my wife

Wid my FRIEND and saved all money.



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(7) A young girl after her honeymo

A young girl after her honeymoon

came fully exhausted and tired,



When her friends asked her what happened?



She replied :

When this 70 year old bastard told me

he has saved a lot from last 50 years,



.I thought It was MONEY.



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(8) wardi caller tunes code make b

wardi caller tunes code make by: WAQAS ANSARI!

0345-5962643



2355 Ajab Si Om Shanti Om 10

2344 Aja Soniye Dus Kahaniyaan 10

2926 Ajj Din Chadheya Love Aaj Kal 10

2491 Ajnabi Superstar 10

2188 Akela Dil Dulha Mil Gaya 10

2187 Akela Dil - Remix Dulha Mil Gaya 10

2309 Akele Tanha Darling 10

2986 Akira Kurosawa Chintu Ji 10

2273 Albela Honeymoon Travels 10

2942 All The Best All The Best

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(9) Nothing in the nature lives fo

Nothing in the nature lives for itself



Rivers dont drink their own water



Trees dont eat their own fruit



Sun doesnt give heat for itself



Moon doesnt ever go on honeymoon



Flowers dont spread fragrance for themselves



Moral:

Living for Others is the Rule of Nature







(10) A young girl after her honeymo

A young girl after her honeymoon

came fully exhausted and tired,



When her friends asked her what happened?



She replied :

When this 70 year old bastard told me

he has saved a lot from last 50 years,



.I thought It was MONEY



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