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(1) PHUDDA NEWS... Bh


PHUDDA NEWS...

Bhosri Chok pr 1 Choot ne Khud-kush Hamla kia;

10 Lun Halaak

14 Chootein Zakhmi .

40 Mummay phat gaye .

Police ne 19 Tattay pakr liye aur 1 Lun farar aik Lun SMS parh raha hai.. aur hanstay huay soch raha hai k ye msg kis kis Lun ko frwrd krun...!

GEO News!

LUN utha k Geo!











(2) Husband ghusse me


Husband ghusse mein apni Bv se bola:dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kar dun,

Parosi ki awaaz aai: Bhai "Mummay" mujhy de dena!







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(3) Techr 2 a stdnt o


Techr 2 a stdnt of KG:

Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?

Student:

Main

Sir:

Wo Kaise?

Student:

Maine mummay Ka Doodh Peena chor Diya Hai

Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain:-D







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(4) Girl: Dekhain Aap


Girl:

Dekhain Aap ne meray Mummay Choos Choos ke kitney barey kr diye hain..

Boy:

Darling! Agr is tarha hota to aj mera LUN jazz ka tower hota!







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(5) . . .Mental hospi


. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

Aik guzartay hue shakhs ne pucha, tum log kyun uchal rahay ho, chudai toh wahan chal rahi hai...

Donu pagal ne aik saath kaha, chutiye, HUM mummay HAIN!:p

r O c K I N G..... . . . . .











(6) .".Girl & Wakeel


.".Girl & Wakeel talking:

Wakeel:Ess admi ne aap k sath kya kiya Behen G?

Girl: Es ne mujhe zabardasti pakra

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl. Phir es ne meri kameez phari

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl: phir es ne mere Mummay pakre

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl: phir es ne meri shalwar utaari

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl: phir es ne mera underware utara aur tangein utha li.

Wakeel: phir behen G?

Girl:

Fer Tuwadi Pain nu LUN war gaya Wakeel Sahab.".











(7) 1 Sardar ghusse m


1 Sardar ghusse me apni Bv se bola...

dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kr dun

achanak paroos se awaaz aae...

Paa je "Mummay" menu de dena..!







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(8) Aik sardar ne USA ke bar mein

Aik sardar ne USA ke bar mein Ladki ka putla dekha, Jis ke mun mein paisey daalne aur Mummay dabanay se us ki phuddi se botal nikal aati thi.



Ghar aa ke us ne Biwi ke mun mein paisey daal ke zor se mummay dabaye to biwi ka peeshab nikal gaya.



Sardar: Teri behen nu l#n.

Botal ander hi tor ditti.







(9) Teena Bibi Hoo gai hain Kuch N

Teena Bibi Hoo gai hain Kuch Naraz..



















Teena Bibi Hoo gai hain Kuch Naraz..















Q K











Un K mummay Daba kar Bhag Gaya FARAZ.....



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(10) Boy:tmhare mummay dheelay aur

Boy:tmhare mummay dheelay aur nipple kharay Q hotay hn???

Girl: bahn K LO...y.me ne tujse kabhi pucha k tattay dheelay aur LU....d khara Q hota hy!!!!!



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