Urdu phuddi sms

(1) Miss To Sardar: Aap Ka Beta

Miss To Sardar:

Aap Ka Beta Bari Gandi Batein Karta Hai Isay Samjhaein WaRNa Mein Isay Class Se Nikaal Doon Gi.

Sardar:

Oo Yakka,

phuddi Teri Maan Di

Hun Tu Gandi Gal Kitti Te Tere Tattay Marorr Ke Teri Miss De Hath Vich Phara Deyyan Ga

Miss:

Sardar G Betay Ko Yaheen Rehnay Do Aap Class Se Nikal Jao....

(2) Oye Phuddi Dyeo

Oye phuddi Dyeo

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2009

Tay Lory Lag Gya aE.....

J mery Kolon Koi Galti Hoi Hai Tay Mary Lun Tay Wajjo....

Mera Lun MangDa J Tuwady Kolo Maffi....

Umeed wa K 2010 Gandy Dirty Sms Di Navi Bahar Le kar Away Ga

J Tussi SmS Na Kitta,,,,,

Tay Bund Paar Dya Gaan

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"KAWARRI YOVYO"

NAWA SAAL ADVANCE MUBARAK

""""HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010"""""""

(3) Dosti BOOBS Nahi

Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye

Dosti LUN Nahi Jo Thak Jaye

Dosti GAAND Nahi Jo phatt Jaye

Dosti To phuddi Hai Mere Dost,

Jo waqt k sath GEHRI hoti jati hai. . .

Dedicate to all Phudu FRIENDs;

(4) Miss To Sardar: A

Miss To Sardar:

Aap Ka Beta Bari Gandi Batein Karta Hai Isay Samjhaein WaRNa Mein Isay Class Se Nikaal Doon Gi.

Sardar:

Oo Yakka,

phuddi Teri Maan Di

Hun Tu Gandi Gal Kitti Te Tere Tattay Marorr Ke Teri Miss De Hath Vich Phara Deyyan Ga

Miss:

Sardar G Betay Ko Yaheen Rehnay Do Aap Class Se Nikal Jao....

(5) Saas apni Bahu se

Saas apni Bahu se:

Mera Pota mere Betay jesa kyun nahi he?

Bahu ne buhat hi Pyar se jawab diya:

Amma,Meri phuddi ae koi Photo copy Machine nai....:-))

(6) Ghazal by VEENA M

Ghazal by VEENA MALIK

Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do

Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do

Meri KhataRNaak phuddi ko na tum dekho hairat se,

Main es me tumko bhi ghusa loongi zara tum sham hone do

Kahan se andar jata hy kahan se bahhr aata hy,

Main tumko bhi bta doon gi zara tum sham hone do.

(7) 1 admi ghussay ma

1 admi ghussay may apni Bv say bola...

Dil karta hai k aaj tere tukray tukray kr k phenk doan.

achanak paroos say awaz i...

Bhai " phuddi " idhar phenk dyna

(8) Boy 2 Girl:- "Aaj

Boy 2 Girl:-

"Aaj Kal phuddi Ki Bari Demand Hai,,,"

Girl:-

Is Ki Or B Ziyada Demand Honi Thi Agar Tum Jaise Larke Gaand Na Marwatay

Hans Mat Tere Oper Hai:

(9) Ek train ke dabby

Ek train ke dabby me

ek aurat sawar howi

sab seats pe mard bethe te

wo kafi dair tk khari rhi

phr boli:

"kesa zamana agya hy

phuddi khari hy 0r LUN bethy Hain.

(10) MUTH marne ke 11 Faaydern1:- S

MUTH MARNE ke 11 Faayde
1:- Self Reliance
2:- Time Convience
3:- Prevention of Crime
4:- Mental Choice of Lady
5:- No Risks of AIDS
6:- No Special place Requirement
7:- No Wastage of Cash
8:- Easy to Perform
9:- No fear of early ejaculation
10:- Guranteed Satisfaction
11:- No Risk of Being Caught
So moral is
Badnammi de phuddi naalon izzat de Muth
Changi hai