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(1)
Bv nangi leti thi
Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us ka husbnd kam kar rha tha us ne bv ki pussy ma ungli de di bv ne kha ku janu
Sex ka mod ha?
Hasbnd replied. nai ungli
geli ki ha note gin rha hu.....
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(2) How 2 activate Sex Card:
Hi
How 2 activate Sex Card:
Hi
Shake hand
Kiss/Suck Lips
Open Braizer
Press & suck Nipples
Rubb boobs
Scratch Panty
Lick Pussy
Insert Penis & A Sweet Sound
.AAHA. Will Confirm
Activation!
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(3) How 2 activate Sex Card:
Hi
How 2 activate Sex Card:
Hi
Shake hand
Kiss/Suck Lips
Open Braizer
Press & suck Nipples
Rubb boobs
Scratch Panty
Lick Pussy
Insert Penis & A Sweet Sound
.AAHA. Will Confirm
Activation!
0333-9346323
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(4) Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in
Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood up.I meant any one seen my pussy, all doctors stood up
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(5) 23 useless parts on a mans bod
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls
u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR pussy CANT CATCH MICE
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(6) 1.Height of poverty:
Wife sti
1.Height of poverty:
Wife stitching husbands condom.
2.Height of innocence:
A girl applying ClearSil to her nipples thinking they are pimples
3.Height of ambition:
An ant is climbing on the leg of an elephant with a motive of rape
4.Height of Unemployment:
Spider web found in a prostitutes pussy
5.Height of laziness:
A naked man sleeping on top of the naked woman expecting an earthquake to do rest of the work
6.Height of patience:
A guy standing in a line to fuck his wife....
(7) A cat tries 2 get a sausage ou
A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet,
then it see a bigger 1 but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
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(8) Are mice giving you trouble? N
Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!
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(9)
23 useless parts on a mans
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls
u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR pussy CANT CATCH MICE
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(10) A cat and a rooster sat by a l
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake,
the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's
a happy cock!
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