Urdu slogans sms

(1) None of the relig

None of the religions in the World hate the Human beings on the basis of Religion and none of the religion allow anyone to hate the people due to difference in religion. No one can be condemned or be tortured because of religion. when the Christian use unlawful words against "Islam" and its preachers and so incite the Muslims to reply such slogans/cartons etc and they consistently do so, then the incidents like 9/11 occur and the evildoers call it "Terrorism"

(2) Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukr

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,

Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,

Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen,

Woh PheKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,



Woh College ki sabse .� purani nishaanee,

Woh chai vaalaa jisko .� saare kehte the.
jaani,

Woh jaani ke hathon .� ki .�cutting chai meethi,

Woh chup-kese jou
al .� mein jo bheji thi chitthi,

Woh padhte hi chitthi .� tha uska bhadakna,

Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa .


Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..



Kadi dhoop mein .� apni room se nikalnaa,

Woh project ki Khatir .� tha dar dar bhataknaa ,

Woh lecture mein doston .� ki proxy lagaanaa,

Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,

Woh submission ki raton .� ko jagna jagaanaa,

Woh viva ! s ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani.
.

Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani.



Woh dena Bimaari .� ka har time bahana,

Woh doosron ka assignment .� ko apnaa banana,

Woh seminar ke din .� pairon ka chat-patanaa,

Woh workshop mein din bhar .� pasinaa bahanaa,

Woh slogans banana .� aur Gym me rakhadna,

Phir Exam ke din ko .� tha bechain hona,

Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..



College ki thi .� woh lambi si raatein,

Woh doston se tapre pe .� pyaari si Baatein;

Woh gathering ke din ka .� jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;

Woh kudiyon ka yuhin .� hamesha akadnaa;

Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi .�.�-

Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana

Woh Phekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani..

(3) Possible slogans for promoting

Possible slogans for promoting Condoms -
1. If u go into heat, cover your Meat.
2. Wrap it in Foil before checking her oil.

(4) Condom slogans:1. Cover your s

Condom slogans:
1. Cover your stumps b4 u hump
2. Don't be silly, protect your willy
3. She won't get sick if U cover your dick