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(1) Man: kiss karon? Girl: lipstic

Man: kiss karon? Girl: lipstick kharab ho jaye gi Man: boobs dabaon? Girl: T-shirt kharab ho jaye gi Man: fucking karon? Girl: periods yar. Man: now plz dont say "LOOSE MOTIONS HAIN"



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3 Facts of Life Garib aur boobs hamesha dabte hai. Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai. Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.




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(3) Ever wondered why A, B, C, D,

Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormous
and F for Fake.




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(4) 3 Facts of Life Garib aur Bo

3 Facts of Life
Garib aur boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.




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(5) Man: kiss karon? Girl: lipsti

Man: kiss karon?
Girl: lipstick kharab ho jaye gi
Man: boobs dabaon?
Girl: T-shirt kharab ho jaye gi
Man: fucking karon?
Girl: periods yar.
Man: now plz dont say "LOOSE MOTIONS HAIN"




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(6) girls said to boy i m radiomy

girls said to boy i m radiomy left boob is volume and right boob is touner,byos trund both boobs and said no sound girl said stopid u have not plouged



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(7) AGE OF BOOBS: 14 to 16 LEMON,

yle="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">AGE OF boobs:
14 to 16 LEMON,
17 to 22 ORANGE
23 to 28 MANGO,
29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT,
41 to 55 USED PILLOW,
56 to 65 AIR REMOVED BALLOON.





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(8) GIRL: Doc, my boobs are hard &

yle="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">GIRL: Doc, my boobs are hard & aching.
DOC: Let me see (feels them & makes faces)
GIRL: DOC! Is it bad?!!
DOC: Not only bad- it's contagious! My dick s hard & Aching too!





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(9) Once a  elephant asked a

yle="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Once ayle="mso-spacerun: yes">  elephant asked a camel:"Why do u have boobs on :schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />y w:st="on">ury> back?"Camel replied:"thats a fucking good question from someone with a dick on his face."





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