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(1) a couple had khatna of their n

a couple had khatna of their new BORN baby..they wanted to celebrate ceremony..then wanted to publish cards but dont know how to write KHATNA and sunnatain in english..so they wrote "cutting ceremony of fucking instrument,everyone is invited"




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(2) Man: kiss karon? Girl: lipsti

Man: kiss karon?
Girl: lipstick kharab ho jaye gi
Man: boobs dabaon?
Girl: T-shirt kharab ho jaye gi
Man: fucking karon?
Girl: periods yar.
Man: now plz dont say "LOOSE MOTIONS HAIN"




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(3) kissing is for playfucking is

kissing is for play
fucking is the game
boys get pleasure girls get pain



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(4) Once a  elephant asked a

yle="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Once ayle="mso-spacerun: yes">  elephant asked a camel:"Why do u have boobs on :schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />y w:st="on">ury> back?"Camel replied:"thats a fucking good question from someone with a dick on his face."





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(5) Fucking is the only job in the

fucking is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite of years of experience and many refrences in life.



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(6) A couple wanted katna(Circumci

A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF fucking INSTRUMENTS



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(7) SARDAR in USA was Masturbating

SARDAR in USA was Masturbating looking at the Sky.
Friend asked:Hey,what R U doing?He replied: fucking my wife in Punjab via satellite.







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