Funny Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Challenge kise kehte hai?

Challenge kise kehte hai?

ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha.









pathan ne pura paper khali chor diya aur akhri page likha.

apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kr k dikha

(2) 'TEACHER: Ek Aisa

'TEACHER:

Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...

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SARDAR:

ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

(3) choo shoo, mi cha,re cha mi

choo shoo, mi cha,re cha mi,choo ti ta shi,,,,,!



















TARJUMA:

'knhro!grmi wich na mro, sade kolo bijli le lo........!

(CHINA)

(4) ‎6 birds were sitting o

‎6 birds were sitting on a tree.. a hunter saw that and shot over tree... . 5 birds flew away . . . but 1 bird was siting . . why? . .

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bas bdmashi :)

(5) Q mujh ko staty ho Q mujh k

Q mujh ko staty ho Q mujh ko rulaty ho

meri to rooh tak kanp gai ye bat sun kar

k tum bartan dhony waly sabun se nahaty ho

(6) Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai

(7) American Mother: Gud night

American Mother: Gud night my son

indian Mother: shub Raatri beta

Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair

Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab.. :)

(8) True Love... Boy: Mere pa

True Love...

Boy: Mere pas Apne Dost Jesi Car to Nhi Pr TmhY Apni palkon pr bitha k Ghomaon Ga,

Mere pas us Jesi Bri kothi to nhi Pr tmhY apne Dil Me Jga Don Ga,

Mere Pas us jitne paise to Nhi

Pr Me Mehnat Mazdori Kr k khelaon ga

Ab Btao Tumhe kia Chahiye

Girl: Tumharay Dost Ka Number

(9) 2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja

2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.

1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy.

Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy.

Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla.

Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ?

to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 10 saal hogay.

(10) Doolha shadi ki pehli rat,

Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:

Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka?

Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola:



'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai'