Funny Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaa


Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain?
Aur kyo na ho? Khayi Bhi to ?HARI Mirchi??-hai

(2) Kia aap ne kabhi ?BHOOT? ko


Kia aap ne kabhi ?BHOOT? ko plastic cover main lipte dekha hai?

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No?

Waqai nai?

To apna NADRA ka ID card dekhen.

(3) NEWS ALERT! Police 1 insan


NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon

(4) Agar Koi Achha Sa Msg He To


Agar Koi Achha Sa Msg He To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaye

(5) Galileo used 2 study in smal


Galileo used 2 study in small lamp,
Graham bell used 2 study in candle,
shakespear used 2 study in stret lite.
Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata..
sale din mein jakh marte the kya?

(6) B careful! 1Unkown Number S


B careful!
1Unkown Number Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Pakistan Dewana Ho Chuka Hy

(7) Har Lal rang red nahin hota,


Har Lal rang red nahin hota,
Har Insan bad nahin hota,
Kaise kahoon par sach hai ki har koi aapki tarah
MAD nahin hota.

(8) Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga L


Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga

LAPTOP Dya

CYCLE Mangi

CAR Di

HUT Manga

BANGLA Dya

DOST Manga

TUM Ko Dya

Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?

(9) Milne ki tamanna lekar aaya


Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
ye SMS.

(10) Evolution of Man: Shadi se


Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya