Funny Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Ek couple date pe tha, Dad

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P

(2) 3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

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namak kam lga...

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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

(3) Us ki ankhon main pyar k na

Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha



farzana...

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Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...

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Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...

(4) ap k pas kon sa mobile ha ?

ap k pas kon sa mobile ha ?





















































































































































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hahahaha fool ~

(5) pathan: yaar mere liye kisi

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta

Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki

pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

(6) hellow han ji oh ac

hellow

han

ji

oh

accha

ohho

sorry

wrong

number

(7) Agar manzil ko pana hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,



Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,



Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

(8) Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He

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Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He

Or

Is

Dil

Me SIRF









Aap







Ki

"BHABI g" Rehti hai



har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.

(9) "veer jahan bhi msg

"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...

(10) admi malik makan say;ap k maka

admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.