Funny Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) sochta hun k ye daulat ye


sochta hun k
ye daulat
ye larkiyan
ye banglay
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar l aisho aram
sab chor ke kahi
chalo jaon
lekin
phr
sochta hun

pehle ye sub mile to sahi

(2) Ghantaghar tod dunga Ring r


Ghantaghar tod dunga
Ring road ko mod dunga
Sahid gate fod dunga
Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms KaRNa chod dunga

(3) 5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pe


5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka
pehle se mota or xtra lamba
jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza
sakun or aram ki zamanat
master ka
molti foam

(4) Rozz logo se pange honge, R


Rozz logo se pange honge,
Rozz tere ghar mein dange honge,

Agar tu ne mujhe sms nahi bheja to yaad rakhna,
Tere 12 bachhe honge aur sare lafanga honge.

(5) Year 1963 ?? ??? ???. ??


Year 1963
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???.. Aug 3rd,
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??.. Evening, 07:48

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? KUCH NAHI HUA THA.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

(6) Golden Words . . . Kaam K


Golden Words . . .

Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Daalo . . .


Q k Woh parsoon bhi to Ho sakta hay?.!

(7) Shetan ki 3 nishanian 1=SMS


Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

(8) Cheel Uri.. Kaw_Wa Ura..


Cheel Uri..

Kaw_Wa Ura..

Maina Uri..

Gadha Ura..

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya...

(9) Don ka intezar to 11 college


Don ka intezar to 11 colleges ki larkion ko hai
Per don ka aana mushkil hi nahin namumkin bhi hai,
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Kion k
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Don matric fail hay

(10) DIL NE KAHA SMS KAREN SOC


DIL NE KAHA SMS KAREN

SOCHA

DIL TAU PAGAL HE

PHIR KHAYAL AYA..
CHALO KOI BAAT NHI,








JIS KO SMS KaRNa HE WO KONSA NORMAL HE.