Funny Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Best Message From Forest Depar

Best Message From Forest Department :-)
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'Darakhtoon Se Bhi Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Darakhtoon K Nichey Karte Ho..

(2) 1 bacha ko exam me my mother p

1 bacha ko exam me my mother per essay likhna ko kaha gyaRNa cute child wrote:
"combination of million words from
26 alphabets can never express my loving mom..

(3) Kabhi Main Rooth Jaon To Kuch

Kabhi Main Rooth Jaon To Kuch Is Tarah Manana Mujh Ko..?
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Jese V*** ash*** Ko Manati Hai.
UMmAH ummah Ummmah ummmah.:-):-)

(4) Jab Bhi Gali Me Chalo,rnNazren

Jab Bhi Gali Me Chalo,
Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
Q KRNAisa Ka
e Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi,
Bal K


Gire Hue Kuch Paise Milne K Chances Bhi Barh Jate Hai..;-)

(5) 2 dosto ne sher ko dekha to 1

2 dosto ne sher ko dekha to 1 drakht pe charh gya
doosre ne zmeen pe let k saans rok li
Sher pas aya or bola
"Na beta na"
yaha ** apa k totke nai chalte:

(6) !Must read!rnrnKitni Sada,rnKi

!Must read!
Kitni Sada,
Kitni Pyari,
Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki,
...College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi,
Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,
Us Ka Hath Kalai Pr Tha,
Or Who Kch Kch Khofzada Thi,
Ab Kia Hoga???
Mai B Us K Pas Hi Betha,
Us Ko Ghur Sy Dekh Raha Tha,
Mene Us Ka Hath Pakra,
Aur Pyar Sy Pocha,
Kiya Qissa Hy?????
Uski Ankhen Bheeg Gaien,
Aur Wo Dheemi Si boli
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"Kameena Periods staRt Han"..:-D

(7) Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne N

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun


Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

(8) Girl asked to mother- Ami ey "

Girl asked to mother- Ami ey "MUSALLI" tay ""MIRASI" vich ki fark honda ey?
Mother- Puttar, jay msg pa
wala hass pay tay "MIRASI" na hassay tay "MUSALLI"

(9) Motorway Police: Ap 180 ki spe

Motorway Police: Ap 180 ki speed se q ja rahe ho?
Pathan: Tm logon ne hi to side waly board pe likha he
"YAAD RAKHEN GHAR PE KOI APKA INTEZAR KAR RAHA HE"

(10) Kash woh kbi a kr mari ankhon

Kash woh kbi a kr mari ankhon ma hath rkh kr yun khe
~Faraz~
bojh lo to ham tmhre or na bojho to tm hamare!