Police Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo abhi

kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo
abhi be wakat hai man jao
bury wakt ka say phaly man jao
WaRNa police waly khud he mana lay gy;-)

(2) Police wala apne bache se:

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna

band

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

(3) first friend: yar aaj main nay

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

(4) aik foji train main ja raha th

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

(5) aik police walay ka beta exam

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

(6) BUSH: Humary pass Britny Ju

BUSH:

Humary pass

Britny

Julie Robert

Anjelina Joli

sab ha!

Tumre pass

kya hay?

MANMOHN SINGH:

Humary pass Imran Hashmi he!

Bhej do sab ko

(7) ;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HA

;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;



BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;;

(8) Hellow Friends How r u i hope

Hellow Friends

How r u i hope u will

Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully

I like Friends Would u like Friendshp

With me.

So I m waiting



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(9) im at the police station.The


im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

(10) I"m @ the police station now b

I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine

sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin

me 4 taking the piss