Mix Mobile Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) 1 sheikh hr saal

1 sheikh hr saal ghr k liye sirf 1 kg ghee khridta.

Subh nashte mein sub ko ghee waly daby pr roti pher kr di jati.

Sheikh daby ko almari mein lock rkhta.

1 din sheikh nashte pr late phncha tu dekha k bachey almari pr roti pher kr kha rhy hain.

Sheikh cheekh kr bola.

"KANJRO KADI RUKHI V KHA LAYA KRO"

(2) Agr 3 din tk subh

Agr 3 din tk subha neend se jaag kr kangi na ki jaye

Aur na Mu Dhoya Jaye

To

Hair Style Aur Mu

"Rahman Malik"

jaisa ho jata hy

"Wiki Leaks"

(3) Aur Ab Lollywood

Aur Ab Lollywood Pesh Karta Hai Ek or New Film

Guess what?

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My Name Is MEM0N

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I M Not Kanjoos;-)

(4) "Value has a val

"Value

has a

value,

only if its

value is

valued."

Have Valuable & Perfect Life...

(5) Jab hum nakhun ka

Jab hum nakhun kattay hain to khoon kiyun nhn nikalta ?.

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Because they are "NA-KHOON" :D

(6) Dil terä dé

Dil terä déewana hai



yeh loadshading ka zamana hai



kabhi kabhi toh sms kar liya karo



kai balance bacha kai üps lagwana hai.

(7) Arz kia hai! Tmsy

Arz kia hai!

Tmsy kesy nazr milayn o dlbr jni

Wah

Wah

Wah

Tmsy kesy nazr milayn o dlbr jni

Teri saji akh kani

(+_-)

meri khabi akh kani!

(-_+)

HaHaHa.

(8) Waqt Aur Daulat D

Waqt Aur Daulat Do Aisi Cheezain Hain Jo Insan K Ikhtiyat mein Nahi

Waqt Insaan Ko Majboor

Aur

Daulat Maghroor Bana Daiti Hai

HAZRAT ALI(R.A)

(9) Bure maqsad men k

Bure maqsad men kamiyabi se ache maqsad men naakami behter hai.

(10) Hzrat Imam ALI a.

Hzrat Imam ALI a.s farmaty hain.

"Main 100 kafron ko qatal kardon,

Is se behter hai k main aik ko naik raah py laon."