Flirt Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Misbah: Hm Sachin Ko Ksi

Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

(2) I am the Best i can prove i

I am the Best i can prove it *



I can put coffee in coffee cup.

Can u put world in world cup ?

Ha

Ha Ha



Ok 1 more,

I can send my no. on ur cell. Can u send ur cell on my no ?

Hoo Hoo



Ok 1 MORE,

I can send my address on ur mobile.

Can u send ur mob. on my address?

Nahi na.

(3) If you like me then raise y

If you like me then raise your hand .....

if you do not like me then raise your "standard"...

"Kuch tu standard high kar bachay "

(4) Aaj Kal Larkiyon K Kapre, Y

Aaj Kal Larkiyon K Kapre,

Yahan Se Less

Wahan Se Less

Kabhi Sleveless

To

Kabhi Backless

Or Koi Larka Ghoor K Dkhe Tu,

"Oh My God !

How Mannerless" :p

(5) Aaj Kal Larkiyon

Aaj Kal Larkiyon K Kapre,

Yahan Se Less

Wahan Se Less

Kabhi Sleveless

To

Kabhi Backless

Or Koi Larka Ghoor K Dkhe Tu,

"Oh My God !

How Mannerless" :p

(6) Zndagi mai jab b

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha hy,

Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,

Socha tha ab chor dain is pyar k khel ko,

Pr suna hai pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya he ;-)

(7) Question: What is

Question:

What is a Girlfriend.?

Answer:

Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k

.

.

.

"JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay";)

(8) WAY 2 IMPRESS A G

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:

Respect her,

Honour her,

Luv her,

Protect her,

Care 4 her,

Obey her,

Sacrifice 4 her..

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just smile once (Game over)

(9) Husband & wife do

Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia

Wife:Kon thi ye?

Husband:Tum plz Mera dimagh kharab mat karo!

Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.

(10) Dosti kro JAZZ wa

Dosti kro JAZZ wali se.

Pyar kro TELENOR wali se.

Date maro WARID wali se.

Ankh larao ZONG wali se.

Gift lo UFONE wali se

Or

SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se.