Sardar Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) 2 admi motar cycle par pank

2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..

(2) ik sardar footboll ki team

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

(3) ik sardar apny gar k bahar

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"

Iss pr sardar bola ..........

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho :)

(4) Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki

Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya-
"Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?"
Larki Ne Gosea S Kaha-" Tamiez S Bat Karo-
Sardar: Baji Tosi Mere Nal Weya Far Maao Ge

(5) Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja

Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja Hunda Ce Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Dig Gya Ce



2ndSardar:Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?



Sardar:Menu ki pata Me te Chota Jya Hunda c.

(6) Interviewer: Let me check your

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

(7) 1 sardar bus main betha

1 sardar bus main betha



us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia



sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"

(8) Sardar 2 servant:go & w

Sardar 2 servant:go & water the plants.

Servant:it is already raining sir.

Sardar:then w8? take an umberella & go.

(9) Son: what is a grownup joke

Son: what is a grownup joke?

His father sardarji says any joke which is 18 yeas old

(10) Sardarji:There are lot of g

Sardarji:There are lot of girls who dont want to get married!

Friend:How do you know?

Sardarji:I asked them to marry !