Sardar Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Dost SARDAR Se: Y

Dost SARDAR Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhare Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain?

SARDAR: Fakhar Se bola

Yara Aaj Hum Apni Behen ka Mobile Ly Aaya Hai.

(2) SARDAR ki Maa ki

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi

Jab hospital le gaye

to Doctor ne kaha k TEST hongay

SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada ey,

TEST nahi

ONE DAY ya 20-20 karwa lo

(3) 'In an interview,

'In an interview,

interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrr

Interviewr shouts: stop it !

SARDAR: dhurrr dhur dup dup dup..'

(4) SARDAR KA ABBU MA

SARDAR KA ABBU MAR GIA DOST NE POOCHA KA KESE MARE

SARDAR: HELICOPTER KA PILOT THA SARDI LAG RAHI THI TO PANKHA BAND KAR DIA.

(5) Sardar1: Laughing

Sardar1: Laughing behind sardar2 at ATM. Ha ha ha. I have seen your password.

Sardar2: what is it?

Sardar1: its 4 star ().

Sardar2: you are wrong, its 1234

(6) sardar: Mene kal

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!

Boy: Woh kese?

sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->

(7) 1 sardar aur 1 pu

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..

punjabi se:

Q: taleem?

Ans: B.A

Q:Pakistan kab bana?

Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947

Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?

Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.

Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye

1-B.A

2-1947

3-Geelani

ab sardar se:

Q:naam?

ans: B.A

Q:kab peda hue?

Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi thi per 1947 me

Q: Baap ka naam?

Ans:wese to kitne aye ge lekin ab GEELANI sahab hai

(8) SARDAR ki mangni

SARDAR ki mangni hoi usko pata chala k mangetar ka kisi se koi affair nhi tha to srdar ne ye keh kr mangni tor di k jab ye kisi or ki na hosaki to meri kya hogi

(9) Sardar come to sc

Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes..

Sir: go home and change.

sardar : koi faida nahi sir, ghar mein b 1 black aur 1 white shoes ha,

(10) Ek sardar pilot s

Ek sardar pilot se head phone cheen raha thaa,

Pilot: ye kia kar rahay ho?

Sardar: Ticket hum dein aur ganay too akela sun raha hai
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