Sardar Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Sardar: Mery dada

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin

(2) Sardar1: why are

Sardar1: why are you running so fast?

Sardar2: to deliver this letter urgently.

Sardar1: where?

Sardar2: no time to read the address.

Sardar1: ok go fast.

(3) Sardar wins 10 cr

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax.

Angry sardar: give me 10 crores, otherwise give my 20 rupees back.

(4) Judge: why are yo

Judge: why are you arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early.

Judge: well, that's not a crime. Anyway how early were you shopping?

Sardar: before the shop opened.

(5) Pathan Or sardar

Pathan Or sardar

sardar on ph: Hello (221714)

pathan, Kia???

urdu mai bolo yara.

sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda

(6) Admi: Sardar G! A

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?...Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.haha haha haha :-)

(7) Sardar ki Magni h

Sardar ki Magni hue usko pata chala k uski mangetar ka kise se koi affair nhe tha. Sardar Ne Ye keh ker mahni tor de jab ye kise ki na hoskti to meri kya hoge....

(8) Sardar School Me

Sardar School Me Ek Black Or Ek White Shoes Pehn Aya
Sir:Ghar Wapis Jao Or Change Kar K Aao

Sardar: Koi Faida Nhi Master G
Ghar V 1 Kala Te 1 Chitta E piya A.@

(9) Ek sardar gari ch

Ek sardar gari chala raha tha aachanak gari ki speed bara di

sardar jee ke wife boli ke aachanak gari ke speed kion bhara de

sardar bola ke gari ke brake fail ho gaye hai is

se phele aacident ho jaye jalde ghar phanch jate hain

(10) Sardar ne aik rah

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha:

Aap ne Pehchana muj ko?

Lrki: Nai

Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne parso bhi nai pehchana tha.