Sardar Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Sardani: i m prag

Sardani: i m pragnent

sardar. O kiwen?

ma te 3sal to

England san.

sardaRNi:Tadi photo hy ce mere kol.

sardar:mainu ulloo na bna o photo ty sirf TUNNI tak see

(2) Doctor : Sardar G

Doctor :

Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain!

Sardar:

Ha Ha Ha,

What a joke...!

Mere Gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi!!!

(3) Sardar.Dr: ap ne

Sardar.Dr: ap ne kaha ta

k suba ot kr koi game kelne se

sehat achi rhti he

Pr muje koi farq nai pra Dr:Ap konsa game kelte ho?

Sardar:

Mobile pe Saanp wala!.

(4) 1 Sardar jungle s

1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht par latka hua ha

Sardar

NIDO v pia kar kanjra.

;

Khali lamkan naal

e

Qad lamba ni honda.

(5) Sardar driver ko

Sardar driver ko Road Accident KERNE par Pakar liya Gaya.

Judge:

Accident kaisay huwa.

Sardar:

O pata nai G Main te Sutta hoya c...

(6) sardar ka pait kh

sardar ka pait kharab ho gya doctor k pas gya logoon ki majoodgi me kuch youn hal batane lga doc saib subah se network kharab hai mis kal pe miskal aa rahi hai.outgoing bilkul free ha..tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rhi hn ..blance bilkul nai rhtta jitna loud karoo sab khatam...

(7) 1 sardar ko uska

1 sardar ko uska Susar jotay mar raha tha

Reason?

Susar:eedi biwi ne hassptalon sms kita"Tusi pyo ban gaye o!"es hrami ne apne sare yaran nu forward kar dita!

(8) Aik sardar k pas

Aik sardar k pas kawa(crow) tha,wo bht soft tha.

Batao sardar ne apnay kaway ka kia nam rakha hoga.



Socho socho.



Microsoft

My-crow-soft..!!

(9) Sardar to his son

Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.

Son: Papa school wich miss b yehi boldi a tu insan di nahi kisi JANWAR d olad lagna ain

(10) 1 sardar ne mobil

1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.

Kisi ne pocha

"sardar g a keri science a"

sardar: o yar kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi aa