Sardar Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Sardar ji to his

Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.

(2) 1 truck dusray tr

1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.

Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga:

"ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck...!

(3) Sardar: What Is T

Sardar:

What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut?

Barber:

Rs 20

Sardar:

Then What Is The Cost Of Shaving?

Barber:

Rs 10

Sardar:

Oh! Ok Plz Shave My Head!!!



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(4) Nurse 2 sardar.Sa

Nurse 2 sardar.Sardar g apka heart fail hua he.

Sardar:hahahaha WHAT A JOKE mera heart to school b nhn jata.

(5) do sardar ek sath

do sardar ek sath ja rahe the k samne se us ki biwi aur girl friend a rahe thi ek sardar bola yar mere biwi mere girl friend ke sath kya kar rahe hai dosra sardar bola yar mein bhi yehi bolne wala tha

(6) Sardar Manmohan S

Sardar Manmohan Singh's

Next Election Agenda:

1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.

2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.

3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega

(7) Boss-Ek Accha Mir

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila

(8) Sardar saw a very

Sardar saw a very high Ufone tower & Red light glowing on the top.

Seeing this he said� Pak is developing fast see there r trafic signals for aeroplanE in air

(9) India me ek Ajeeb

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,

Bolta B hai

Chalta B hai

Khata B hai

Monchen hen us ki

Pagri pehnta hai

Naam hai uska


S=Sardar

M=ManMohan

S=Singh

(10) Sardarni: main ka

sardaRNi: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

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