Students Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Ye exams k rishty bhi aa

Ye exams k rishty bhi aajeeb hoty hain



Sab k apny apny naseeb hoty hain



Rehty hain jo nigahoon say dor



Saaly wohi question papr mein zaroor hoty hain..

(2) teacher uss ne khhud kushe

teacher uss ne khhud kushe kar li aur usey khud kushi kaRNee pare 2no fiqron me farq batao student pely wala berozgar tha 2sra shade shuda tha

(3) MID NIGHT COFFEESMidnight coff

MID NIGHT COFFEES


Midnight coffees,

Long chats,

Bunking classes,

Fighting for friends,

Last minute revisions,

Tension filled exams,

Boring lectures,

Tears for love,

Sitting idle in the class,

Watching pretty faces,

Irresistable Laughters,

Horrible teachers

People call it Students

We call it life...

(4) Teacher : Translate this to

Teacher : Translate this to english - "Me tumhari jan nikal dooongi"

Student : English ki Ma ki aankh pehly hath to laga k dikhaaaa

(5) Height of bravery! Goi

Height of bravery!



Going Late To Class,in Tore Jeans&messy hair.

Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM:



"Hey SwEeTy!"

"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...

(6) Teacher:How do you think Sh

Teacher:How do you think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?

Student slowly and Innocently replies: With a pencil mam

(7) Teacher:How old is your fat

Teacher:How old is your father.

Sunny:As old as I am

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became

father only after I was BORN.

(8) AeroplaneWright BrothrsCycleMa

Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs

Cycle
Macmillan

Telephone
Graham Bell

Telescope
Galileo

Exams











Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakar K Marenge

(9) Do U know the fullform of C

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C- Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G- Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly..

 

(10) English teacher: "wo l

English teacher: "wo larki sub larkon se hans kar bat krti hai"

btao is sentence mai larki kya hai ? Students: "sir! larki 2 number

hai"