Students Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) EXERCISE! If walk

EXERCISE!

If walking is good for health, the postman wud be immortal

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water & is still fat

A rabbit runs & hops & lives only 15 yrs

WHILE

A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 yrs

MORAL!

TO HELL WITH EXERCISE, SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL :-)

(2) Mr. Chips Dear KA

Mr. Chips

Dear KATHERINE,

main tmhare begair zinda nai reh skta

Main tmse bht pyar krta hun

Jb se tmhein us mountain pe cycling krte dekha hai

mere dil k guitar bjne lge hain

Main chashmish hun par tm bht khubsurat ho

Main tmhara BROOKFIELD k samney

Mrs.WICKET k ghar pe walnet cake or tea k sath intzar kr rha hun...

Plz ajao aur mera pyar acept karo!



Sirf enni jayi gal c aiwaeiyn

18- chapter likhe!!

Tay sada v dmag kharab kita.!!

(3) ?5 signs to be a

?5 signs to be a student:

1.Ratta MARNE ko "mehnat" kehna.

2.Hr semester k start mei ye ehad KRNA k "is semester mei sath sath parhna hai".

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3.Apna cell off kr k parhna aur 5,5 minute baad on kr k dekhna k koi msg to nae aya?

4.Group study k dauran baar baar ye elaan KRNA k "ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to group se bahar"

5.Parhne se pehle course k pages gin'na aur phir khauf sy band kar dyna.

(4) Parents ki 5 bate

Parents ki 5 baten jo apko psnd nhi 1-Itna late q? 2-Itne paise kis lie 3-Ye kis ki call thi 4-Kahn ja rhi/rhy ho? 5-Kuch sikho UMAR se ktna naik lrka hy;-)

(5) Difficult or bori

Difficult or boring paperz se Bachay tng aa gaye hain,akhir kb tk ho ga ye zulm??

ab humain Aese paperz bnane chahiyen...

Q1) MCQs.

choose the best answer.

(50 marks).

1.Tere mast mast___ nain.

( 3, 5, 2).

2. ___ Badnaam hoi Darling tere liye.

(Munni, kaki, bachi)

3. He iz gud lo0king Ullu da ___.

(bacha, kaka, patha)

4. Papi papi, papi ___.

(hai tu, chulo)

5. Susral ___ phool.

(gainda, gobi ka, gulab ka)

6. ____ Babu ban gya.

(loosi, pappu, mujji)

7. ____, dadi 1 minute

(dada, umar, abbu)

8. Baanqe Mian ki ____, sab se nirali. (darhi, Qawali, shalwar)

9.____to dekhy ga.

(Shabir,nazir,wazir).

(6) Jo aankhon se ham

Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey ain Door..

Wah Wah,

Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door..

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Wo Question, Exam me aatey ha Zaroor

(7) Door se dekha to

Door se dekha to kitabe rakhi hui thi

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To paas jane ka to sawal hi paida nhi hota...

(8) If Every One is H

If Every One is HAPPY With You,

Then surely u have made many COMPROMISES in ur life.

And If u r HAPPY wid every1,

Surely u have IGNORED many faults of others!....

(9) "Janay" kaisay "j

"Janay" kaisay "jeetay" hain "log" "yaadon" k "saharay "FaRaZ"

Hum tou aik CHAPTER" yaad kar k sotay haen woh b "subah bhool jata hai :-)

(10) Neend peechay mat

Neend peechay mat bhago,

parhai k peechay bhago

neend khud tmhare peechay bhage gi.