Students Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Teacher: Shadi k

Teacher:

Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko

akailay Ghoray

par Q bithaya jata hai..?

Student:

Last wa
ing di

jati hai k..

Abhi Bhi waqt hai Bhaag jao..

(2) Profesor:what is

Profesor:what is evil?

Studend:Sir I will explain but 1st answer my question.

Does the cold exist?

Profesor:Yes

Student:You r wrong sir. There is nothing like cold. It is the complete absence of heat."

Student asked again, "Does darkness exist?"

Professor: Yes

Student: "You are again wrong sir. There is nothng like darkness. It is actually the complete absence of light. According to physics we can study light and heat but not darkness and cold. Similarly sir, the evil does not exsist. Actually it is the absence of faith, love and true believe in GOD."

That student was Quaid e AZam !!

Good MORNING...

(3) Girls college ki

Girls college ki building

ko aag lag gai,

College ki sub girls door khari

Huns rahi thi

k

Chalo ab college to nahi

Aana parega Lekin

Ek

khubsorat larki Ro rahi thi Ek

madam ne pocha

''Beti! Tum kyun ro rahi ho"?

Larki ne rote howe jawab diya

Madam meri book me

" UMAR " ka number tha wo jal gaye.

(4) Student life

Student life Memories

One Side LOVE

Silent Mode

Mobiles

Bus Stand

Comedies

Cafe Foods

Escape 4m

Seminars

Little Little

Fights

Waiting 4

Sunday

Classroom Fun.

Birthday Treats

Last Month.

Preparation

Cheating

Ovr Night Study

4

Next Day

Exam

Shortage of

Pocket Money

&

Atendance

These Dayz

will

Nvr Come Again.

HAPPY

STUDENT

DAYS

BCoz

Zindagi me Dost

Nhi

Doston me Zindgi Hy.

Dedicated to all jigri dear Friends.

(5) 1 Bacha Ghar se M

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr

Ghusy me School

ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne Pocha

Beta Parhty ho?

Bacha: Nai, uniform main Mujra kaRNy jata hoo

(6) 2 Nalaik Exam k b

2 Nalaik Exam k baad:

1st:

Ye paper konsa tha?

2nd:

Maths ka

1st:

Matlab tu paper kar k aya hai.

2nd:

Nae yar! Sath wali larki k paas Calculator dekha tha.

(7) Teacher: Tum late

Teacher:

Tum late Q aye ho?

Student:

Ami Abu larh rahe thay.

Teacher:

Wo larh rhy thy tum Q late aye?

Student:

Mera 1 joota Ami k pas tha 1 Abu k pas.. .. .. ..

(8) Cool Attitude...

Cool Attitude...

Teacher :

Y R U Late..

All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time?

Student like me :

"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...

Sher To Akela Ata Hai.

(9) In a school funct

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with

both hands,

when girl was about to start her speech

Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is

gonna start her speech with

.

.

.

.

.

.

My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

(10) A question posed.

A question posed...

Prove: 2 / 10 = 2

..

Art student : Out of syllabus

.....

Commerce student : Question hi galat hai ..

..

Management student : it is very easy

Here is the solution offered:

2/10 = TWO / TEN = WO / EN = 23+15 / 5+14 = 38 / 19 = 2

good managers never ask.....

"Ans kya hai?"

They only ask "Ans Kya lana hai"

That's Management