Pathhan Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) pathan to sardar yara mujhe

pathan to sardar yara mujhe i go is ka mutlab btao sardar main jata hoon pathan aise tto tmhara baap bhi nhi ja skta phle muje is ka mutlab btao

(2) 1 pathan apna sara sammaan

1 pathan apna sara sammaan lekar, Geo news ke office gaya,





or bola wo aurat kahan hai jo kehte hai k kahin nahin jaeyega hamare sath rahiye ga,





hum uske sath rehne aya hai.

(3) Train chali to pathan aik d

Train chali to pathan aik deba mein chala gia

conductor bola:- khan sahib nazar nahin ata ye ladies ka deba hai

pathan bola:- sorry mujhy laga aap marad ho

(4) pathan bivi k sath ja raha

pathan bivi k sath ja raha tha 1boy ne ankh mare pathan tumko sharm nahin ate mujko ankh marte ho

boy apko nahin apki bv ko mari hy pathan sory yar main ny tumhen galat samjha

(5) Pathan to dukan dar:-aik gl

Pathan to dukan dar:-aik glass juice do fight hoge

dukan dar:-khan sahib fight kab hoge

pathan:-jab tum paise mango ge

(6) Aik pathan: Yar aaj meri ju

Aik pathan: Yar aaj meri jumma ki namaz nikal gai

2nd pathan: Woh kese?

1st: Yara jab jamaat khara howa to imam bola Apna apna mobile phone band kr do Hamara mobile ghar par tha Jab hum mobile band kr k wapis aaya Jumma Ka Namaz Ho Chuka Tha ...

(7) *. . .pathan sham ka waqt ghar


*. . .pathan sham ka waqt ghar per murgha bana huwa tha,

BAap: herani sa, beta tum murgha kyu bane hoe ho,

pathan: AbBa jaan, "ap he ne to kaha tha jo kaam school me karaya jata ha, usa ghar per dohraya karu. . .*..:-o

r O c K I N G s..... . . . . . . . . .

(8) Lady doctor ek Pathan se

Lady doctor ek Pathan se

Tm roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?



Pathan:

Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay Aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK....?

(9) Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi



Dusra pathan:

Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tak ki guaRAntee hai

(10) Angrez Pathan se Whats your Na

Angrez Pathan se Whats your Name?

Pathan: Friday flower.

Angrez What??

pathan: Yaara, Jumma Gul: