Pathhan Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Pathan ki ZabanÃ

Pathan ki Zabanââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thi Aur Aaj Bhi .Pathan Ne Kaha KePathan Ke Aik Zubaan Hooti HaiHa H

(2) Chawani Athani Ai

Chawani Athani

Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta he jese chawani athani hota he...

(3) Aeroplaneâââ€

Aeroplaneââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


Aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoonââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â

(4) Taxi Driver Aik p

Taxi Driver

Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale ne kaha jay ga khan bola to jao ider q khara he

(5) 6 Number ki BusÃ

6 Number ki Busââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.

(6) Lightning Storms

Lightning Storms

Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.

(7) The Movie Jurassi

The Movie Jurassic Park

A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start

approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him

Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai

Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh

to janwar hai, usko kya pata

(8) Hamara bhi behan

Hamara bhi behan hai

Aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai wo jab dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai to dulhan ka bhai ro ker kahta hai meri behan ka khyal rkhna dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai tum preshan mat ho yay tumara behan hai hamara bhi behan ha

(9) Bhadur Khanââ

Bhadur Khanââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


Aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik pathan kisi k ghar gaya door pe knock kia ander se awaz i k kon hai kaha bahadur khan , phir poocha gaya k bap k kia nam hai kaha k delair khan ,phir poocha gaya k dada ka kia nam hai kaha k sher khan phir awaz i k to bahar kiun kharay ho jawab mila k ji aap k darwazay pe kuta betha hai

(10) If lovers are lik

If lovers are like moon and Brothers

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e.

YOU Happy Birthday Brother