Funny English Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) KISSING at the top, HOLDING


KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

?CIGARETTE!?

(2) 3 Facts of the world.. Fact


3 Facts of the world..
Fact 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue;
Fact 2: After reading the 1st fact..All fools try it!
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false.

(3) U Know Which is the best day


U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?

April 1.

U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell april foooooll.

(4) He was a good man. He never


He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

(5) Easy to say - Difficult to s


Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal?
Difficulty is a part of Life?
But That?s the reason?
Why Girlfriend is never a wife

(6) I saw something in a shop wi


I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply, adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

(7) u r lovely.. u r perfect..


u r lovely..
u r perfect..
u r beatiful..
u r amazing..
u r sweet..
u r cute..
u r genius..
u r fantastic..
u r fabulous..
..................
sorry.. wrong number!

(8) A Smile Costs Less Than Elec


A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,
But
Gives More Light.
Always Smile
and
Prove You Are Greater Than Tube Light...!

(9) If u have 1 father, call me.


If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.

(10) How to kill a mosquito: Catc


How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....