Wife Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) apni shaadi me za

apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat KaRNa,

dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,

main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,

yadi baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.

(2) AAJ KAL TUM MUSHK

AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,

MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,

DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,

PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

(3) APNE SASHUR KA DU

APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUM HAIN,

APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUM HAIN,

FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN,

KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

(4) Laal mirch hari m

Laal mirch hari mirch

Mirch badi tej hai

Biwi meri bholi bhali

Sali badi tej hai

(5) Husband:u will ne

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

(6) Husband asks: Do

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means? Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

(7) wife:honey,what r

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

(8) Wife: You always

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You

(9) Interviewer to Mi

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?

? Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife.

? Interviewer: ?Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: ?What we

(10) What is the Diffe

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying? & the other ensures U Continue to do so.