Insult Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Har "kamina" a

Har "kamina" apney apko "shareef"



smjhta he..!



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: "kamina"



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"shareef"

 

(2) Agar manzil ko pana hai to

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

(3) Na dil "BEHLAANY"

Na dil "BEHLAANY" K ley...

Na gar main "SAJAANY" K ley..

Bus apki ek "TASVEER" Chahey hamain.

Bacho ko darany k ley.:

(4) main mar jaon ye uski dua hain

main mar jaon ye uski dua hain
aur uski har dua qabool ho ye meri dua hain......

(5) Har "kamina" apne

Har "kamina" apney apko "shareef"

smjhta he..!

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(6) Abay O jgr, aik Z

Abay O jgr, aik Zabardast Sher Sun...

Sher Bi Too,

Cheeta Bi Too

Kya Frmaya?

Sher B Too

Cheeta B Too

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Gand Marwanay Ki Race Main Jeeta B Too... =P

(7) "BADLA" Papu Ki G

"BADLA"

Papu Ki GirlFriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

'Mri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gia ha

Tm sy Acha Hy Ma Uski Dulhn Banu Gi, Meri Pictr Waps Bjhwa Do'

PaPu Ny Apny Sary FRIENDs Ki GirlFRIENDs Ki 30 Pictrs Jama Ki

Bech Ma Uski Pictr Rkh K Khat Likha

'Lo In Ma Sy Nikal Lo,

Mje Tmhri Shakl yad nai

"Jee 0ye PaPu"

(8) Boy: tote hue dil

Boy: tote hue dil se pyar kro gi



Ya dil tootne tak pyar kro gi



Girl: KAMINE Toti hui chapal se pite ga



Ya chapal K totne tak pite ga

(9) Dog1 : Main Is Ar

Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .

Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hein

(10) 1 merasi k ghr k

1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta

mara para tha

merasi ne Municipal Committe ko

phone kia

Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para ha uthwa len

Jwab mila

wahin dafana

do

merasi ko ghussa to bht aya pr tahammul sy bola

G Main Dafan ka
lga c, par marhoom dy bachian no itlaa v te KRNi c naa, is

leay aa k munh

vekh lo.