Kanjoos Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Kabutar ja...ja...ja

Kabutar ja...ja...ja































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aur door ja



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kanjoos k pas ja ke achche msg Leke a a a a...

(2) khud ko kar kanjus itna ke

khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle



service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen



paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye

(3) Hello! Kia haal hai

Hello!





Kia haal hai?





Kia ho raha hai?





Aap kahan rehte ho?





Kitne rooms hain?





Ghar mein TV hai?





Kon se chennals aate hain?





Table hai?





Chair bhi hogi





Janwar paalte ho?





Billi hai?





Music sunte ho?





Phir audio system bhi hoga





Nalka hai?





Pani aata hai?





Fridge hai?





Fan hai ya AC?





Phone hai?





Wire less hai?





Mobile hai?





Nokia hai ya koi aur?





Sim hai?





Balance bhi hoga







To SMS q nahi karte?

(4) Aaj mere passMobile hyNumber h


Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do.

(5) Hello!Kia haal hai?Kia ho raha


Hello!


Kia haal hai?


Kia ho raha hai?


Aap kahan rehte ho?


Kitne rooms hain?


Ghar mein TV hai?


Kon se chennals aate hain?


Table hai?


Chair bhi hogi


Janwar paalte ho?


Billi hai?


Music sunte ho?


Phir audio system bhi hoga


Nalka hai?


Pani aata hai?


Fridge hai?


Fan hai ya AC?


Phone hai?


Wire less hai?


Mobile hai?


Nokia hai ya koi aur?


Sim hai?


Balance bhi hoga



To SMS q nahi karte?

(6)  ) ( !!!!! *Mub

 ) (

!!!!!

*Mubarak ho*



SMS na kaRNe pe

Aapko

Award

of "Kanjoosi" 2010

diya jata ha.

Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha

(7) 1 kanjoos tha,Bilkul kanjoos t

1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

(8) (',')< > (','),____/''\__// LL

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Arey arey
kia hua?
Agar sms k paise nai to is mei paon paKRNe wali kya baat hai

Uth jao

Phir kabhi sms bhej dena

(9) khud ko kar kanjus itna ke

khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle

service centar  waly caal kar k khud puchen

paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye

(10) ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smil

ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai
ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai
Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai
pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai