Funny For Men Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) customer : waiter aisi ch

customer :

waiter aisi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main "waka waka" ho jaye



waiter:

Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi ;)

(2) 1 Foji ki Girl Friend ne Us

1 Foji ki Girl Friend ne Usay Khat Likha meri life me Naya Larka aa Gia Hai



Tum Say Acha Hy me Uski Dulhan Bano gi Meri Picture Wapis Bijhwa Do



Foji Ny Apne Saray Sathiyo ki Girl FRIENDs Ki 30 Pictures Jama ki Beech me uski picture rakh k khat likha



Lo Mujhe tumahari shakal yaad nai Khud Nikal Lo:>;;;;;; :)





 

(3) Hamari Dosti Ki Umar Humse

Hamari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Zyada Hogi



Tmhari Har Awaz Hamare Lye Wada Hogi



Tum B Sun Lo Kaan Khol K



Jisne Dosti Pehle Tori



Uski pitai B Sab Se Zyada Hogi ;)

(4) ek larka ek cheene larki sy

ek larka ek cheene larki sy shade karta hy 1 sal k bad larki mar jate hy or larka rony lagta hy to pathan bola beta ro mat ye chaina ka mal hy itna hy chaly ga

(5) Hello ap "Asad" k

Hello ap "Asad" ke dost ho,

ya un k Janne wale ho

plz unko bata dena,



unka Mobile mere pas ha

Wo mery bed room mai bhol gay thay.

Is men apka contact number save tha socha

apko bta dun plz unhain inform kr dain

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From:

"Kareena kapoor

(6) Arz kiya hai . . H

Arz kiya hai

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He is KISSING

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She is KISSING



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She is KISSING

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(7) Pathan apney punjabi dost s

Pathan apney punjabi dost sa,,,

yaar suna hai punjabi har baat main gali dety hein...?



Punjabi:

lorra mera!

Aewen kisi ney pean yuwai ay....;-)

(8) Father: beti tm muje pehle pap

Father: beti tm muje pehle papa kehti thi
ab tm ne muje DaD kehna shuro kr diya .

Kya vja hai?

Beti:
come on DaD PaPa kehne se lipstic khrab ho jati hai..

(9) larka:- larkian to pepsi ki

larka:- larkian to pepsi ki tarhan hoti hain dil karta hay peetay jao peetay jao...'

larki:- larkay to sheezan ki tarhan hotay hain jab maza anay laga to khatam

(10) Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi bo

Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi book parh rahy hain?

Dada: beta purany qisson ki book hay

Bacha: lekin ye to S** book hay

Dada: merey liye to puranay qissy hi hain na!