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(1) LARKI, CHACHI SHADI K BAD K

LARKI, CHACHI SHADI K BAD KYA HOTA HAI.?

CHACHI, BETA HONA KYA HAI BAS,

SARA DIN CHULLAI AGGY TAI

SARI RAT LULLY AGGY

(2) aak bache ne apni nicker ut

aak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......





Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........

(3) NURSE kept SARDAR'S FIN

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH

after BLOOD TEST.

THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .

NURSE:y r u DANCING.

SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

(4) Lady Teacher : Bacho meri n

Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon. Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.

(5) yeh sab ne kya hall bana rakha

yeh sab ne kya hall bana rakha ha....
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Bachiya chor ker bacho ko londa bana rakha ha....

.....2012 shoro ho gaya ha.....
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.oye pathano insan ban jana .

(6) Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Fa

Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi

…FARAZ…

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Farq

Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,

oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.

(“,)

>))>

_/_DEKH yaar.

(7) hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj

hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj karte howe dawai k toor par aurat ka doodh bataya pathan ny bare mushkil sy ek aurat ko razee kiya aur doodh chosny laga.

aurat joosh me a kar seskne wali awaz main bolee :

khan sab aur b agar kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to batao

pathan ny neeche sy awaz dee keh agar iss ke sath biskat bhi ho to acha ho ga :)

(8) ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki

ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"

dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga

(9) Jinke paas hai... woh haa

Jinke paas hai...

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai



BOLO KYA?



Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH

(10) Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.

Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi

Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!