Sexy Adult Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Girl- aj mat dalo boy- ky

Girl- aj mat dalo

boy- kyo?

girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye



EYE DROP BEKAR HAI

 

(2) Ak Larki apne Shoher se !

Ak Larki apne Shoher se !



Aaj jab main apna BRAZER tabdil kar rahi thi



to ak Larka mujh ko dekh raha tha,



Shoher !



Phir tom ne kiya keya ?



Larki !



Mujh ko bohat shram mehsos hoi



Or main ne apna Mou BRAZER se chopa liya

(3) Hamare USTAD BABA farmate h

Hamare USTAD BABA farmate hain, BETA!



Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti,



Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti



Geo Ustad..

(4) Teacher: Iski punjabi trans

Teacher: Iski punjabi translation karo:  "Ye itni pyari si doll kisne tor di hy?"

Sardar: A kidi maa nu lun warya ay aidi soni gudi di pain nu chod k rakh dita ae

(5) Lady Teacher : Bacho meri n

Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon. Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.

(6) Sardar to wife: Aaj faisla

Sardar to wife: Aaj faisla ho k rahe ga batao kis kis k sath soti ho? Wife: Qasam le lo ji sirf aap k sath hi soti hon baaqi sonay kahan Detey hain.;

(7) PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai

PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain

SON : papa may bataoo

PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo

SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH

PAPA : ohh haan

SON : to kya aap **n samajh rahay thay

(8) Toyota Company ne New car l

Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA.

Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo.

(9) Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiy

Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?

Socho sochte raho

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Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
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“Dirty Mind”

Neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi.

(10) B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi

B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?



GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,

Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,

Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,

Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,

Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,

1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,

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Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF KARNE Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)