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(1) It’s the t


It's the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It's called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.






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(2) Girlfriend:Itâ


Girlfriend:Itââ.šÂ¬Ã¢.žÂ¢s 2 tight

Boyfriend:Donââ.šÂ¬Ã¢.žÂ¢t worry,Iââ.šÂ¬Ã¢.žÂ¢ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,

Boyfriend:Ah..I canââ.šÂ¬Ã¢.žÂ¢t,

Girlfriend:Itââ.šÂ¬Ã¢.žÂ¢s painful,

Boyfriend:Forget it.

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Weââ.šÂ¬Ã¢.žÂ¢ll buy new WEDDING RING!








(3) Boy:what is that


Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth

which is 6? long

and move it in and out

and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.

i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush






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(4) Plz call me, its


Plz call me,

its urgent.

Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,

Plz mana mat KaRNa

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WaRNa

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GADHA mar jayega






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(5) A short thing its


A short thing

its get longer as u hold it

& pass between woman's breast

& enters into a small hole

What is it?






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(6) Raat ko hamaisha


Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.

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mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota






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(7) Ek Ganda Msg Suna


Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?

Aik Larka Hota Hai..

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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..

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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .






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(8) Arz Kia Hai... Da


Arz Kia Hai...

Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K

Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K

Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Loo

Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K








(9) pehle us ne shalw


pehle us ne shalwar utari

phir us ne kameez utari

phir us ne dupata bi utar dia





phir





phir



phir kia?????





kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!






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(10) Height Of Double


Height Of Double Meaning

After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,We
a Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha ;-






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