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(1) Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai

Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?..
Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai”
Orat ne uskay neechay hath lagaya or boli nai ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao,
Dusri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli ye faisalabad ki hai,
Teesri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli haan ye Lahore ki hai,ye de do..
Pesay denay k bad orat boli ay bhai tum kahan k ho..?
Murgi wala sharmatay huay, ab ye bhi ap khud hi check kar ke bta di jiye…

(2) Larka: munna yahin se bahar at

Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??

larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.

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thodi der baad

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school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.

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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,

lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.

(3) ji karta he k khara kar k a

ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor...





sey hilaooo or bolo...

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"" IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN""

(4) Duniya mein sab se himmat w

Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?

Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.

(5) Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 di

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli,

"Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.

(6) Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani

Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.

Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?

Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi

(7) Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Pa

Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa?

Student: Main.

Sir: Kaise?

Student: Maine mummy ka Doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin PAPA abhi bhi peete hai.

(8) teri sula ke lu?ya bitha ke lu

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.

(9) Ek SarDar Green Color ka Sa

Ek SarDar Green Color ka Sathi Pehn kar Larki Se Zyadti kaRNe gya

Larki Ye Kia hai:?

Pathan: HARA KAAM MEIN KHRA

(10) Bap beti se:tm chhup kr mob

Bap beti se:tm chhup kr mobile pe BAT Q krti ho sb k samne KRNe me SHARM ati hai?



CHOTI BEHAN:



Papa baji ko chup k hi baat KRNe den w
a sbko SHARAM aygi. .*