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(1) Kehty hain Larki k hath me

Kehty hain Larki k hath me barkat hoti hy,

Bilkul sahi,

Q k 2 inch ki cheez hath me do to

6 inch ki

kar deti hy,

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magar teri soch ko salam...

(2) Delivery k waqt jab Mariza ron

Delivery k waqt jab Mariza rone lagi tu Dr. faraz bola:

BB G ye waqt
nahi ha rone ka
Ye Waqt hai Bacha hone ka

Us Wqt Q nhi roti thi
Jab
pura lekar soti thi

(3) 80 Year old man Dr: My 20year

80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I'm so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari Shikar Pe Jata hy Lekin Galti se Gun ki jga Umbrela lejta Hy Samne se 1 Sher Ajata hy Shikari Umbrela Nikal k Goli Chala Deta hy Sher Mar Jata hy Old man: Imposibl Kisi or ne Mari Hogi Dr: Exactly!

(4) Kabi Kabi "Ãâ€

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HÃ.
T Se Ziyada

"SPECIÃ.
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Q k''MUSKURÃ.
HÃ.
T To Sb K Liye Hoti Hy

Pr Ã.
Ã.
NSU Sirf Un K Liye Hote Hen Jinhein Hum KHØNÃ.
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(5) Love: dil k liye

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(6) Nafrat Ki Dhoop M

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Ye Barish Ye Hawa Ye Dhanak Ye Mosam

Kis Kis Sy Mohabat Thi Teri Zaat se pehly.

(7) Koi Suraj Jagy Me

Koi Suraj Jagy Meri Dherti Py

Kuch Aisa Ho Ye Rat Dhaly

Koi Hath Main Thamy Hath Mera

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Mery Shhany Per Hath Dharry

Aansu Poonch Ker Ankhon Se,

Ruky Ruky Lehjey Main Kahy

Youn Tanha SAFR Kabi Kat'ta Nahi

Chalo hum tumhary Sath Chalain..

(8) Someone wrote on

Someone wrote on the door of Heart,

"Please Do Not Enter"

Love came Smiling and said;

"Sorry I Am Illiterate." :-)

(9) "Hum" raat k "Sit

"Hum" raat k "Sitaray" hain,

"Tanhaiyon" k maray hain,

"Tum" hum ko "Thukra" do

"BESHAK"

magar



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