Santa Banta Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Santa daurte daurte ruk gya. .

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.
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thak gya tha wo b insaan h
tum log b na jaan lelo santa ki

(2) Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

(3) Santa: Yar muje M

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work KRNe Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha

(4) Inspector to Bant

Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.

(5) Banta: Kal Muje 1

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

(6) Santa's urine rep

Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.

Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".

Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

(7) Ultimate answer w

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..

(8) Santa opened a pe

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

(9) Santa & banta sen

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

(10) Masterji: kal sch

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.

Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.

Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?

Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi