Munna Bhai Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) munna bhai: yar circut apun k

munna bhai:

yar circut apun ko 1 nurs se piar ho gaya hai...us ko leter main kia likhon??

circut:

bindas likhne ka...

SISTER I LOV U,TUMHARA MUNNA BHAI

(2) Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baa

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit,

baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toy bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay..

(3) A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, _,

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, _, _, _, _, _, _, _, _, _, _, _, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
aise kya dekh rahe ho friend? I had given SUPARI 4 all those who were between U And I.

(4) If ur world is spining Round A

If ur world is spining Round And Round..And Round?.Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P?

(5) dean - anybody caught going 2

dean - anybody caught going 2 ladies hostel
will be fined rs.400 1st time, 700 2nd time and 1000 3rd time.
Munna - how much 4 a season pass, mamu?

(6) Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki H


Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha? Aur Bola?
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

(7) kya bindas hawa chal reli hain

kya bindas hawa chal reli hain, bird log gana ga reli hain,
shyane log sms kar rele hain, dhakan log sms padh rele hain

(8) Ab tak meri life ek khuli bota

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.

Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley

(9) When words fail? eyes work, w

When words fail? eyes work,
when eyes fail? heart works,
and when heart fails? to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya ?MAAMU?

(10) After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munn

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue and ears by torch and finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai