Molvi Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) To zara sanbhal sanbhal k chal

To zara sanbhal sanbhal k chal is dnya main kamran

Zuban pay kanty , Seenoo main pathar liy pharty hain log yahan,

(2) Girl Molvi Say Kia ma apny fa

Girl Molvi Say

Kia ma apny father k sath so sakti hoo

Molvi: Astaghfirula

Girl: kia ma apny uncle k sath so sakti hoo?

Molvi: Nauzobila

Girl: kia ma aap k sath so sakti hoo

Molvi: Bismilaah

(3) Boyz 2 Qari Sahib: Qari Sahab

Boyz 2 Qari Sahib:
Qari Sahab Kiya Ladkioon K Sath
Sona Gunah Hai?
Qari Sahab:
Gunah Tu Nae
Likin Tun Log Sote Hi Tu Nhi Ho

(4) 1 Aurt ne Daroga-e-Jeant se ka

1 Aurt ne Daroga-e-Jeant se kaha Mara Nikah Mare Dunyavi Shohr say krwa DO.
Farishta bola: Nikaah to krwa doon phele koi Molvi to Janat mein aaye.

(5) Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Ma

Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Masjid ka Chanda mangne gya.

Actor: Ap to kehtay hain k Hamara Paisa haraam hai
.œMoolvi.�: Is Paisay say Hum .œBathroom banain gay.�

(6) Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Ma

Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Masjid ka Chanda mangne gya.

Actor: Ap to kehtay hain k Hamara Paisa haraam hai
.œMoolvi.�: Is Paisay say Hum .œBathroom banain gay.�

(7) Boyz 2 Qari Sahib: Qari Sahab

Boyz 2 Qari Sahib:
Qari Sahab Kiya Ladkioon K Sath
Sona Gunah Hai?
Qari Sahab:
Gunah Tu Nae
Likin Tun Log Sote Hi Tu Nhi Ho

(8) Ek Molvi Apne Wife Say: Jab M

Ek Molvi Apne Wife Say:
Jab Main Mar Jaoun Thu Samny Wali Ko Zarour Bulana
Wife:
Who Kion?
Molvi:
Who Murdy Se Lipt Lipt Kar Roti Hay

(9) An Sms To Mulla Umer From A S

An Sms To Mulla Umer
From A Suicide Bomber.

Sir Jee,
Barood Thora Kum Daala Karain
Mein To Jannat Se Bi Aagay Nikal Gya Hun

(10) Taliban Taliban yes papa…..

Taliban Taliban
yes papa.
..?

.
Explosive bombs

.
no papa?

.
Telling lie?

.
no papa?

.
Open your jacket.


.
thaaaa thaaaa thaaaa.
. :=)

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