Jokes Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Agar rishtedar mein koi larkip

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki
phasani ho to?
Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to
peechay se ja kar uski gardan
pakar lo
Agar hans pare to samjho k
phans gai
Aur?
Agar gussa kare to shoor macha
do
Baji dar gae
Baji dar gae
Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.

(2) After He Broke My Heart My

After He Broke My Heart My Friends Asked,



"How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Like Him?"



I Pointed To The Stars & Said "Start Counting."

(3) Pathhn romantic mood main a

Pathhn romantic mood main apni wife sa

kia tum muj sa naraz ho?

Wife:  nahi

pathan: jannu to pher chehra meri tarf kiun kia howa ha ?? hehehee

(4) Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga

Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga jb sari dunyia pr



"pakistaniyon"
Ki hakumat ho gi....







kyon


k


baqi insan taraqqi kar k chand par ja chukay hon gay...
"Mati ullah edel khel DOMEL" relentless for relentless

(5) Aa mere molasut boom da golana

Aa mere mola
sut boom da gola
na ravy board da daftar
na pave result da rola

(6) Jab koi larki gha

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.

5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

Zubaida Apa k Totkey

(7) Beth k bathroom m

Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon

FARAZ

.

.

.

.kar to l hai...

ab thanday paani sayy"Dhoun'ga"kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me...!

(8) Agr Aap k bachy Z

Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti Khaty hen to.

To Unhen thori Cement bhi Khila den

Bunyad Pakki ho jayegi.

Zubeda Aapa k Bunyadi totky.

(9) Agar rishtedar me

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?

Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo

Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai

Aur?

Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do

Baji dar gae

Baji dar gae

Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.

(10) Agar munni ko top

Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh badnami sey bach sakti thi!

(Molana fazal -ur- rehman)

zubeda apa aj chuti pe hai..:-)