Jokes Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) luchey ko lafabge

luchey ko lafabgey mein achi tarha mix karain aur us mein gazbey zaiqa bagarti dalen.

Dakoo ko bareek kat kar us mein achi tarha mila lein jb us mein kameena pan zahir ho to haraami masala dalen phir zalaalat ka bhagar dalen aur phir BIBI ka tarka lagain. jb uski rangat kutton jesi ho to smjh jaen key ZARDARI Tyaar Zubaida appa ka zabardast totka

(2) Life Ko Seriously Mat Lo Aur H

Life Ko Seriously Mat Lo
Aur Hamesha Hasne Ke
Liye Samay Nikalo

WaRNa

Log Bolenge

Kya Zamana Aagaya Hai
Aaj KAL CARTOON BHI NAHI
HASTE

(3) 2 Pyaz 3 Lahsun 5gm Zeera 5 Ka

2 Pyaz
3 Lahsun
5gm Zeera
5 Kali Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
4 Spoon Oil
1 Cup Waqter
Or
Thoda Sa Hara Daniya
Pata Hai Mein Kya Bana Raha Hon ?
Tumhe Ullu

(4) Aae Load Shedding Kerney Walon

Aae Load Shedding KERNEy Walon
Baat Hai Bilkul Saadi
Jaisay Jaisay Barhay Ga Andhera
Waisay Waisay Barhay Gi Aabadi

(5) Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati Din Ko

Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati
Din Ko Chain Nahi Aata
Maine Dil Se Pocha
Ke Kia Yahi Pyar Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Nahi

LOAD SHADING Ki Waja Se Sab Ka Yahi Haal Hay

(6) Khidki Khuli Julfein Nikli Mai

Khidki Khuli
Julfein Nikli Maine Socha Kismat Khuli
Par Afsos Din Eetwaar(Sunday) Tha
Woh To Khuli Julfon Wala Sardar Tha

(7) What Is Swarg? American Salary

What Is Swarg?
American Salary
British House
Chinese  Food
&
Indian Wife

What Is Narak?
American Wife
British  Food
Chinese House &
Indian Salary........!

(8) 0333-xxxxxxx Ye No 10 Kubsurat

0333-xxxxxxx

Ye No 10 Kubsurat Or Cute Girls Ko
Send Karo
Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Ander
1 Achi Or Khubsurat
Bhabhi Milay Gi
Pakka

100% Sure

Ignore Mat KaRNa

(9) Hum Pagal Apke Picche Aap Paga

Hum Pagal Apke Picche
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Hahaha
Saare Pagal Aage Picche

(10) Golden Words Kaam Ko Kal Par N

Golden Words

Kaam Ko Kal Par Na Taalo...!!!
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Woh Parson Bhi
Ho Sakta Hai
So
Keep Taal Matoling