Jokes Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Try This Its Fun! Take Ur Mobi

Try This
Its Fun!

Take Ur Mobile
Select Vibrate Mode
&
Put In Water
&
Call 4m Landline

Ur Mobile Will Start Swimming

Do It & Enjoy Dis Fun

(2) 1 Ameer Larki Ko School Mein G

1 Ameer Larki Ko School Mein
Gharib Family Pe Essay Likhnay Ko Kaha Gaya

ESSAY:
1 Gharib Khandaan Tha
Baap Gharib
Maa Gharib
Bachay Gharib
Khandaan Mai 4 Naukar Thay
Wo B Gharib
Car B Tooti Hui Thi
Unka Gharib Driver Bachon Ko
Osi Tooti Car Mai School Chhor K Aata Tha
Bachon K Pas Puranay N95i Mobile Thay
Bache Hufte Mai Sirf 3 Bar Hi Chicken Khatay Thay
Ghar Mai Sirf 4 2nd Hand A.C Thay
Sara Khandaan Bari Mushkil Se Aish Kar Rha Tha..

(3) Aap Ki Aik Muskurahat Ne Hamar

Aap Ki Aik Muskurahat Ne Hamare
Hosh Ura Diye
Hum Hosh Mein Aane Wale The
Ke Aap Phir Se Muskura Diye

(4) Best Sms Of 1947 ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai

(5) A Guy In Aeroplane Stood Up Su

A Guy In Aeroplane Stood Up Suddenly N Shouted

"Hijack"

All Passengers Got Scared N
Raised Hands !

From Other End
Of Plane

A Guy Shouted

"Hi John!"

(6) Cham Cham Atahne Ki Chaliya At

Cham Cham
Atahne Ki Chaliya
Athane Ka Paan
Chal Merey Ghore Hindustan
Hindustan Ki Pehli Gali
Uss Mein Rehta Liaquat Ali
Liaqut Ali Ko Goli Lagi
Sari Duniya Ronne Lagi
Roote Roote Bhook Lagi
Kha Lo Beta Mong Phali
Mong Phali Main Danna Nahi
Hum Tumharey Nanna Nahi
Nannna Gayee Delhi
Delhi Se Layee Bili (Cat)
Bili Ne Deye Bache
Allah Miya Sache
Sache Sache Jayee Ge
Bahi Ki Dulhan Layee Ge
Bahi Ki Dulhan Kali
So (100) Nakhro Wali
Eik Nakhra Toot Giya
Bhai Ka Mo (Face) Sooj Giya

(7) Aeroplane Aa Raha Hai . . . .

Aeroplane Aa Raha Hai
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Dekho
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Dekho Naa
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Chala B Gaya Upar Dekhna Chahyie Tha
Mobile Mai Aata Hai Kya?

(8) Lo Je Doston Ki Pur-Zor Frmais

Lo Je
Doston Ki Pur-Zor Frmaish Pay
Awam K Jazbat Ki Tarjmani Krty Hoe
Ik Baar Phir
DIRECT
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+  DIL SaY +
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Lakh Lanat KESC Pey

(9) Dil CHEER K Dikhaoon To Dard D

Dil CHEER K Dikhaoon To Dard Dhoond Na Paao Ge

Wah Wah..

DIL CHEER K Dikhaoon To Dard Dhoond Na Paao Ge

Kio K

Dard To Mere SIR Me He !!

(10) Yun Dil Ki Baat Kehna To Mushk

Yun Dil Ki Baat Kehna To Mushkil Hai "Faraz"
Is Liye Zong Lo Or Sab Keh Do