Marriage Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) The definition of a perfect Wi

The definition of a perfect Wife - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

(2) Husband to wife: Why do you ke

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

(3) Q: Why are husbands like lawn

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

(4) Love is one long sweet dream,

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

(5) Getting married is very much l

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

(6) There was this woman who had a

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

(7) A woman was telling her friend

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

(8) A happy marriage is a matter o

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

(9) Marriage is a 3-ring circus -

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

(10) Marriage is not a word. It's a

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).