Pashto Funny Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Malangi Qalangi 6arga aow Bang

Malangi Qalangi
6arga aow Bangi.
Bangi Mar sho Pa Deran
*6arga Raghla Pa Khafgan*
Mor ty oway Ami Jan
*Mala Ogora Janan*
Submitted By Janan Gull

(2) Da ghusay da lasa spin kala za

Da ghusay da lasa spin kala za torsham
kala kala pa jara kala pa shor sham
kalakala pa dunya k dmra bore sham
zra mai ghwari 6 pa tola dunya soor sham.
Submitted By Janan Gull

(3) Taraly khar me cha sprdaly pa

Taraly khar me cha sprdaly pa baran ki,
..
Ya ALLAH kor awo naghary warla huran ky.
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(4) English officer was anouncing

English officer was anouncing and pathan was translatng
O PEOPLE
.œA ZANTALAKO.�
IT S ANOUNCED HARDLY
.� awo YAWO TEZAN ELAN VAVRE.�
IF ANYONE INTERFEAR THE GOVERNMENT
.� K CHA SARKAR SARA KONA GUTA OKRA.�
HE WILL B PUNISH ELEPHANTLY
.œNO PA KONA BA VRLA HATHIAN WACHUM.�
THATS ALL
.œPOOHA SHVWAI.�.
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(5) Daa nan de sa ajiba kaar okro,

Daa nan de sa ajiba kaar okro,
Gula pa ma de che da gul waar okro,
Zra me sho yakh zra me iqraar okro,
Taa che pa BUSH da BOOT guzaar okro.
Submitted By Janan Gull

(6) Garmi k lye Enter Passwrd: ***

Garmi k lye
Enter Passwrd:
*******
O*****
OL****
OLA***
OLAM**
OLAMB*
OLAMBA
Code accepted.
Welcome to bathroom:.
.
OLAMBA CHE YAKH SHAY.
Submitted By Janan Gull

(7) (./) / � ) “^ —-;�; ,,

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AEY da khar sta day?

(8) Ahmad faraz’n pushto “Olam

Ahmad farazn pushto
.œOlamba faraza sta pE sa lagi
Dwa lotey obo ao 1 sabun lagi
skha badan de pak ka 6 mE khwakh she.
Olamba faraza che lug yakh she.�

(9) (./) / � ) “^ —–;�;_

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Mata easy load oka che pa kharee chakar drkam.

(10) Yo kas mulla ta ve chi za darl

Yo kas mulla ta ve chi
za darla kaddu sharif pakhoma.
Mulla warta ve kadu naa,
mala kha zinakaar Bangi pookh ka.