Pashto Funny Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Da jami shpa wa Dera ogda wa T

Da jami shpa wa
Dera ogda wa
Tora tyara wa
Yawa baja wa
Khkwali moqa wa
Zo ao hagha wa
Khwaga khwaga wa
Pasta pasta wa
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MALTA yawa wa!

(2) Teacher: translate this senten

Teacher: translate this sentence into pashto
.œA beautiful girl is walking in the park.�
Student: Alaka chaman ki yo zalim shay rawan dai.

(3) Domra salamona Laka da Afganis

Domra salamona
Laka da Afganistan ghroona,
da Arabistan dashtoona,
da Hindustan filmoona,
da Paris Atroona,
da PAKISTAN daaloona,
da Pukhto mataloona.

(4) Che Sahar wahti da Manza pa ne

Che Sahar wahti da Manza pa neyat da kora raowatam.
Sa goram che hagha laa haghase da lakhti pa ghaara walaara da.
Lag 7 kho hairan aw pareshan wom che os de sara sa okam.
Ho biya me warta okhandal,
pa oga me kra aw Gano ta me kra.
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Maa we.
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Nawe belcha da sok e pata ne ke
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(5) pa khkulo shondo chedilbar ukh

pa khkulo shondo chedilbar ukhandi,
Sparley muskey shi mazigar ukhandi,
Sheikh la chi khkulay charta laar ki warshi,
Laka urbasho ta chi khar ukhandi.

(6) Da mesage ba na gore!!! . . .

Da mesage ba na gore!!!
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Ma gora!!!
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.Ma gora kana!!!
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chingi wo darkey kana udikato!!!!!

(7) Zama da meene transformer ba a

Zama da meene transformer ba akher oswazawy,
Janana ta che da raqeeb sara konde achawy.
Ta kho Zama sara yo shab-e-jume la na tly,
Awram dasi os da raqeeb sara chille lagaway.

(8) halakano haram kari me khoboon

halakano haram kari me khoboona di,
Zong warta free kari messagona di,
Da da osanai zamane nawe position de,
Uff allah toba Zong ajeba shan connection de..

(9) Olamba for used a good person

Olamba for used a good person
O for Obediet
L for LOVING
A for ATTRECTIVE
M FOR MOON LIKE
B FOR BEAUTIFUL
A FOR AGGRESSIVE
If u are a goodperson Then DAZRA DA KHALASA
OLAMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(10) Chi pi teer da zwanai war shi

Chi pi teer da zwanai war shi zama yar shi,
Chi da tolo na uzgar shi zma yar shi,
Chi maldara wi pa dada rana teer shi,
Chi da spi da lakai khwar sh zma yar shi