Pashto Funny Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Taso kala kho mong kor la melm

Taso kala kho mong kor la melmah rashai,
zan ba taso la
Cold drink,
Chicken,
Biryani,
Korma,
Tikka boti,
Seekh kabab,
Curtard,
Gulab jaman,
Ice cream.
.

.
..!!!!
Tasveerona khkaroma

(2) De shelling aw dazu ta ba da c

De shelling aw dazu ta ba da cha agha plar ting shi
.œFARAZA.�
Raza chi yawa jorha ko jongara pa zangal ke Raza

(3) What magic u applied my heart

What magic u applied
my heart u derived
u made me mad
The Red shirt u made
Poya na shway..?
Za pa Pukhto ki ye Wowra nu.

Sa jadu de kare de
zra de rana ware de
za de lewane krama
soor qamees de kare de.

(4) yaw halak pagal margari ta way

yaw halak pagal margari ta wayl:
sta da runo(brothers) sa numuna de?
warta ye wail:
tool mahmood de sirf pake da iqbal nom muhsin de!!!

(5) Zindagi mei kabhi haar na mano

Zindagi mei kabhi haar na mano
zindagi mein itna agay baro
itna agay baro
.
itna agay baro
.
k agay wala tang aa k kahe .
.
.œraza plara makhke sha.�

(6) Da Bjli Gar mula na chaa tapos

Da Bjli Gar mula na chaa tapos oko:
.œTa sanga mula ye che khalqo taa kanzal ky,
zamong paighumber ba khalqo taa kanzal na kawal.�
No Bijli Gar warta owail .œche haghai taa ba Sahaba-e- karaam nast woaw maata tol Dalagan nast v.�

(7) Saleem: Yar zamung miss wai ch

Saleem: Yar zamung miss wai
chi sok da meekhee pay ski
nu da hagha damagh tezegi.
Pappu: Gapp lagai mara.
Ka charta dasi way nu nan ba
zamong .˜Kattay.˜ .˜Doctor.˜ wo.

(8) Kaash mai or tum Barish mai1 h

Kaash mai or tum
Barish mai1 he chatri k neeche
ja rahe hon
Or
Achanak Mai
Tumhare Oopar Se chatri Hataoon
Or
Awaz Lagaon!
OLAMBA CHE YAKH SHY.

(9) Kyani on phone to Zardari: Hal

Kyani on phone to Zardari: Halka Sanga Chal
Chanda thei somra jama kra?
Zardari: 500000$
Kyani: Ela Domra?
Zardari: Gham ma kawa la Takht Bhai aw
Mardan Kho Pati they.

(10) A Mashea Tabah Shi.. Pa Neema

A Mashea Tabah Shi..
Pa Neema Shpa chi rashi.

Pa Ghwag ki mi Lagea Shi.

Chi praq darkam za lagam ta khata shi
aw pasi pa khanda shi..
a mashea tabah shi.